oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

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7 hours ago // 72,730 notes

strawberrieharry:

thesulfurandthesea:

Talking to your parents on the phone

I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD



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7 hours ago // 42,232 notes

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

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THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

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7 hours ago // 36,525 notes
screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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16 hours ago // 119,643 notes
Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie ever made.

wild-hearts-run:

First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.

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Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.

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Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.”

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Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes.

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In conclusion, Hercules is one of my favorite and most watched Disney movies.

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16 hours ago // 29,042 notes
egbert-tier:

i am so fucking done with this text book.